GOOD MORNING.
Now for a News 3 Special Report. We go to Chad Newsworthy, reporting live from Hundred Acre Park.
Good morning, everyone! And what a strange morning it is! According to eyewitnesses, last night an alien spaceship snatched up bears, moose, rabbits, and squirrels from this very meadow.
This half-eaten carrot is a sure sign that some of these creatures were taken away right in the middle of dinner. A scout troop was camping in a nearby field and saw the whole thing."
(ALIEN ALERT: PLEASE SEND PHOTOS OR VIDEOS OF ANY EXTRATERRESTRIAL ACTIVITY TO CHANNEL 3 NEWS.)
Girls, what exactly did you see?
"They were lifted . . . all of them . . . into the spaceship . . . "
"It happened right behind us! We totally freaked out! IT WAS AWESOME!!!"
"They took my stuffed bunny."
(ALIEN ALERT: IT APPEARS ALIENS CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIVE AND STUFFED ANIMALS.)
And it wasn't just our farmer friends. Down the road, a farmer told us this:
"Darn aliens carried off our cow Bessie, our goat Billy, and Li'l Piglet. Our chickens are so scared, they've stopped laying eggs."
"If I see those aliens, I'm going to give them a piece of my mind!"
(BREAKING NEWS: EGG SHORTAGE REPORTED AT LOCAL GROCERY STORES. PIGS SEEN FLYING.)
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