Gabrielle Moss is the author of GLOP: Nontoxic,Expensive Ideas That Will MakeYou Look Ridiculous and FeelPretentious (HarperCollins, 2016). She is a features editor at Bustle and her work has appeared in the New Yorker, Slate, GQ.com, the Hairpin, and many other fine publications. She lives in New York City. She is definitely a Jessica. Follow her on Twitter @Gaby_Moss.