White Elephant Gifts: Bookmark the Holidays

By Kat La Mantia | November 20 2024 | AdultsGeneralAllGiftBlogHoliday

Are the holidays really here if you’re not fighting over the best present at a White Elephant party? Hilarious, cute, or downright odd, the best White Elephant gifts are unexpected treasures that add irreverent holiday cheer to any gift swap. We’ve curated some of our favorite gifts that fit the bill and the budget, including punny joke books, adorable animals with attitude, witty pop culture titles, and more!

Combing two top selling humor series with our giftable deck format, Effin’ Birds Playing Cards and Subpar Parks Postcards are great White Elephant options. The playing cards’ fowl-beaked statements from some of the rudest birds on earth, contrasted with elegant Audubon bird illustrations, add a laugh-out-loud twist to classic card games. Meanwhile, postcards that bring together beautiful illustrations of national parks with eye-popping one-star reviews disappointed tourists have left online make perfectly cheeky office decorations.

Retro TV fans know that the wit and wisdom of The Golden Girls is timeless. Share wry advice from Rose, Dorothy, Blanche, and Sophia for all of life’s messy situations with Quit Being an Idiot: Life Lessons from The Golden Girls. And for cubicle dwellers, The Office is an endlessly rewatchable show that never goes out of style. Divine your future “Jim moments” in the highs and lows of corporate life with The Unofficial Office Tarot!

And finally, you can never go wrong with gifts about cute critters. Cat-Hair Hats for Cats finally offers something useful to do with all your kitty’s shed fur. Featuring adorably weird pictures of cats in their own cat hair hats, this book is tons of fun to flip through in addition to being actually useful for ambitious cat crafters. And for a sweet pick-me-up when life gets you down, Cinnamon the hedgehog offers encouraging words of wisdom in Every Little Thing Quill Be All Right. Settle in and relax with motivational messages and full-color photographs of Cinnamon doing some of her favorite mindful activities that keep her calm and centered whenever life starts to feel a little prickly.

Browse the list below to discover even more of our merry White Elephant favorites!

Explore All White Elephant Gifts

Two Standard Decks
9780593234594
These irreverent playing card decks feature fowl-beaked statements from some of the rudest birds on earth, accompanied by Audubon bird illustrations—from the author of Effin' Birds.
$16.99 US
Jun 06, 2023
5-1/2 x 3-15/16
Cards
106 Pages
Clarkson Potter

Craft Fetching Headwear for Your Feline Friends
9781984860446
Wish you had a real-life cat in a hat? Finally, there’s a headwear solution for fashion-forward felines—and a practical use for all that pesky cat hair. Features dozens of photos!
$16.99 US
Oct 11, 2022
7 x 8
Hardcover
144 Pages
Ten Speed Press

9781368077668
The wit and wisdom of The Golden Girls comes alive in this collection of short essays that examines many of the issues discussed on the hit TV show and how Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia handled them--written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Robb Pearlman.
$17.99 US
Sep 26, 2023
6 x 9
Hardcover
128 Pages
Hyperion Avenue

The Wisdom of Jennifer Coolidge
9781923049055
A lesson in living, laughing and loving.
$14.95 US
Mar 12, 2024
6-2/7 x 7-2/7
Hardcover
104 Pages
Smith Street Books

Hedgehugs and Happiness for When Life Feels Prickly: Positive Affirmations
9780593582190
The perfect compassionate gift for yourself or others through a motivational hedgehog high five, with full-color photographs and encouraging, self-care messages of mindfulness from an adorable little hedgehog.
$16.00 US
Oct 22, 2024
5-1/2 x 7
Hardcover
96 Pages
Ink & Willow

9781923049321
Put a smile on your dial with this collection of sinister but adorable feline troublemakers.
$15.95 US
Oct 01, 2024
6-2/7 x 7-2/7
Hardcover
96 Pages
Smith Street Books

A 78-Card Deck for Delicious Divination (Tarot Cards)
9780593579381
A playful, accessible, and delicious new interpretation of tarot that combines pasta, pop culture, and Italian American tradition in a 78-card deck.
$22.00 US
Dec 06, 2022
4-3/4 x 6-1/4
Cards
78 Pages
Clarkson Potter

9780593473443
A new coloring book from the immensely popular drag queens and New York Times bestselling authors of Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood and Working Girls.
$18.00 US
Aug 22, 2023
7-3/8 x 9-1/8
Paperback
96 Pages
Plume

Gaze Into Your Future with the Scranton Branch
9781922417930
For those days when you’re feeling a little stitious.
$24.95 US
Sep 06, 2022
3 x 4-7/8
Other Formats
Smith Street Gift

Celebrating America's Most Extraordinary National Parks and Their Least Impressed Visitors
9780593471609
From the creator of the wildly popular Instagram account and 2021 New York Times bestseller SUBPAR PARKS, a collection of postcards with iconic and hilarious illustrations, some brand-new and exclusive to this collection.
$15.00 US
Aug 02, 2022
4-1/4 x 6
Cards
22 Pages
Plume

A Card Game for Pun Lovers
9781101905654
From rising comedy superstar Jo Firestone, Punderdome is a lively judge-based card game in the spirit of Apples to Apples and Cards Against Humanity.
$20.00 US
Jun 21, 2016
5-1/2 x 3-1/2
Game
200 Pages
Clarkson Potter

9780593749289
Sarah captured it perfectly: there is no budget when it comes to books! Sarah's Scribbles - 'How I Spend Money' pouch.Product Details• Printed canvas• Zipper enclosure• 9" w x 6" h• Made in the USA© Sarah Andersen
$15.00 US
Apr 05, 2022
9 x 6
Merchandise
Out of Print

111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School
9780593189412
History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life.
$18.00 US
Aug 11, 2020
7-1/2 x 7-1/2
Paperback
240 Pages
TarcherPerigee

9781683693550
It’s the apocalypse—now what? Prepare for the end of civilization with the help of the world’s best-selling survival guide series and learn how to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again.
$18.99 US
Oct 31, 2023
5 x 7
Hardcover
272 Pages
Quirk Books